Thursday, October 25, 2012

Naked Man Covered in Crisco 'Looking to party'

Drug use - funny newspaper article
Naked Man Covered in Crisco 'Looking to party'
Amazingly enough, Rock Island, Ill. Police were successful in apprehending a 41 year old male who was naked and covered head to toe in baking grease. Chad William Forber was arrested Monday after reports were filed about a naked, greasy man walking around downtown, carrying his shorts and a can of Crisco under his arm, according to the Quad City Times. After revealing that he was just 'looking to party' police discovred what was allegedly methamphetamine in Fobes' pocket. And that just goes to show you that drugs and baking grease never, ever, ever mix

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